Leverage large & complex plans with unnecessary steps to provide a robust synopsis for high level overviews and successful outcomes.
Iterative approaches to strategy foster fanatical loyalty and financial gains which further the overall value proposition — total World Domination.
Organically grow the hostile world view of disruptive innovation via ideological conformity to empower our vision.
Bring to the table comprehensive win-win strategies to ensure proactive and complete domination of the entire globe.
Why work with us?
We are entirely focused on World Domination. We also like pizza a lot. If this appeals to you, we should meet.
Lasers
Yes.
Feedback
No.
Executions
Definitely.
Our pricing plans
World Domination isn't cheap. Help us reach our stretch goal of blowing up the moon.
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5 Person remote team
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5 Cool catchphrases
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1 Commemorative plate
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1 Somewhat explosive device
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12 Person squad
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6 Attack badgers
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200 Danke memes
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1 Akula-class nuclear submarine
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500 Person force
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Several laser sharks
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Access to our secret island base
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2 Orbital satellite cannons
Our team members
Great teams aren't born. They're grown in a lab. Our Cas9 cloning facilities are unrivaled.
Command & Control
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Operations & Stealth
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Lead Scientist & Head of HR
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Engineering & Logistics
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Undisclosed
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conspire at evilplan.gg